August 26, 2002
Welcome to Happy-Land

Ok I have nothing to say since I'm under pressure to give a free-lance welcome speech and I'm pretty dang bad at freelancing in front of a "crowd", so here's my standard "Welcome to Happy-Land" statement. *coughs, taps microphone* Hello, is this thing on? *curses techies everywhere* Ahem...they say every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. What they don't tell you is that every time a mousetrap snaps, an angel sets on fire. I'll be back to haunt your existances when I "feel more comfortable opening myself up to large audiences". Yes, I learned that line from the state-appointed therapist. She gave me a cookie.

Posted by kelly at August 26, 2002 09:12 AM | TrackBack
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