May 15, 2003
With Freedom and Butt Plugs For All

So the semester is finished. My first year at a university is done. Wow. If I hadn't gone back to school 3 years ago, I don't know what I would be doing right now. But, this is a time for celebration and not reflection. Now that I can start writing my thoughts again, I think that I'll share some of my thoughts about something that I found through Tom Tomorrows site. Check this out!

I'm not one for nationalism -it just doesn't float my boat. It's as phony as breast enlargement creams (I know, I've used them... I mean I've known someone that has used them... yeah that's the ticket...). Nationalism is just state religion, that can be used for good as well as bad. Most of the time, the right gets to stake its claim on nationalism because it feeds off of xenophobia and other ism's that scare the crap out of people.

Anyway, check out the breast pump. If that doesn't scream patriotism, I don't know what does! Or check out the "Confeddy Freddy!" Nothing says patriotism quite like leaving the Union. Or, how about stopping the flow with the Tampax Tampons of Glory.

Maybe -just maybe- they could get an American Flag Butt Plug to put up for sale! When the people of our country realize how the Bush administration is screwing them in the ass, then maybe they might just realize what those things are used for.

Anyway, thanks to Barry who created the site. I've never known anyone to put sarcasm in such a beautiful way and keep it completely American capitalistic!

Posted by marc at May 15, 2003 09:41 PM | TrackBack
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Hey Marc My mobile was off line for a spell but it is back. Please call because i lost your number and need it again.

and if you have Sean's number Please e-mail it me.
And Blonde RedHead is playing Weds. the 25 at the Fillmore.
Are you interested.

Posted by: Andrew on June 17, 2003 01:07 PM

marc, once again you have thoroughly (that doesn't look right...i can't spell) entertained me during another lunch break at my depressing job. kudos.

Posted by: josh on May 21, 2003 12:03 PM

"Nothing says patriotism quite like leaving the Union"

That was seriously the most funny thing (seriously) that I've read in awhile.

Congrats on school, by the way.

Posted by: joey on May 20, 2003 12:02 PM
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