The DOJ can't get their hands on any terrorists like Bin Laden so they've moved down the hierarchy of threats to America and grabbed Chong of Cheech and Chong.
What a victory for the free world! Throw him in jail for selling bongs and smoking weed. Man, you justice department guys sure are tough on crime and quick too; did I mention perceptive? -- I mean no one knew that Chong was smoking marijuana, except the millions who saw him star in the reality show "up in smoke" a few decades ago. Did you need the patriot act for that one?
Any tax payers should be demanding their money back from the DOJ... I mean Ken Lay and MCI guys are still playing golf after stealing billions from investors, Enron employees, and the government. But no, the threat and damage to society begins with Chong Glass. Maybe they'll hijack planes by hot-boxing a 747.
My advice for the marijuana lobby is that they ought to start sending some money to Shrub Co. to get out of this jam. Ashcroft needs to send cocaine dubya to prison. How about trying Kissinger for war crimes? I mean 9/11 is also the anniversary of a CIA and Kissinger backed overthrow of a popularly elected government in Chile.
I don't know if Cheech will be next, but even with the capture of notorious Chong, I'm not feeling any safer 2 years after 9/11/01 -- just more angry. I need to find a Chong Glass Bong.
CNN.com - Chong gets 9 months for selling bongs - Sep. 11, 2003
Comments (1)
Just goes to show the lameness of our government... who cares if Chong is smokin' out?
Posted by lisa | September 12, 2003 5:49 AM
Posted on September 12, 2003 05:49